The Great Escape Admirer Gifts

'It's gratifying to see a soul who has come to rems with his predicament.' 'Isn't he whistling the theme from 'The Great Escape'?'

"The note in the bottle said someone's stranded here, but where is he?"

"It that it? I don't have my contacts in."

Prisoner Crossing

Man chases after his skis.

'I don't understand. . . My escape trick has always worked!'

As you like it - One way of catching fish

"I think he's outgrown the baby gate."

"It's funny how people suddenly come out of the woodwork when they know you're taken."

'No need to thank me, ma'am.'

Burglar escapes from tower using Rapunzel's hair.

RETURN BOOKS HERE, 'I'm sorry, sir -- all our books on Houdini have disappeared.'

Golf escape.

"Congratulations you've escaped. Now what?"

'And that m'lord concludes the case for the defence. . . '

Houdini's Dog.

Hamster using it's wheel to pull it's cage along, "The hamster's leaving"

A rake jumps from a window onto a horse

"Next, I will attempt to escape a sentence that begins 'I'm not a racist, but...'"

The Amazing Escaping Bill.

Two policemen are looking for an escaped convict hiding himself among zebras.

"This will be your office. We had to put bars on the windows, because the last 3 employees escaped."

Houdini tries to get out of dinner with his in-laws.

'She's not actually missing yet but I'll be in Brazil next week.'

World War II - Stalag 541 escape club reunion annual dinner.

"Your Honor, the state has every reason to consider the defendant an extremely high flight risk."

"Wow! Gramps was REALLY happy to get all those neckties for Father's Day!"

'Before the end of November, we need to learn to do that.'

'Oh my lord, they've turned into pillows!'

Kid reading Tolstoy's 'War and Peace' as Dad brings in 'The Three Bears'.

"You guys go ahead—I'm an inside cat."

"Does it say anything about drones flying OUT of prison?"

Northmont dog obedience school.

Maybe it wasn't the best idea to put a climbing wall in the exercise yard.

'You've got to admit, it's an effective witness protection program!'