The Forgetful Socialite Prints

People I've Met At Parties Whose Names I've Forgotten

'A Ball at the Mansion House'

"So, what do you do for play?"

The Classy Dog: 'Dine & dance hotdogs: '50 cents a dance'.

Why weren't we born rich instead of beautiful?

LEMONADE, 'Actually, I hate places like this.'

'I wish i could think of some way to get away form him.' 'I wish i could think of some way to get away form her.'

"I keep telling her she should do something with her stupid little online pieces."

"There's a notice from the co-op board. Would we be interested in playing softball on the Great Lawn?"

'Actually, I hate places like this.'

After two years on zooms, Arthur was having trouble coping with face to face networking again. . .

"You're going to the Partner's Social whether you like it or not!"

I never finished our book. Me neither. I was reading another one. Me too. Totally addictive. Then let's choose that one for next month. Great. Facebook works for me! It's bookmarked!

"Me: I never get invited to anything Also me: Sorry, I'm so tired, think I'll stay in."

'Actually, I hate places like this.'

'Hello! I don't believe I've bored you yet...'

'You look like a fun guy!'

Hello- I'm a Wreck.

"We're in the city now, Bob—stop making eye contact with everyone."

'You have to get out more and meet new people you can find fault with.'

'With Jesse Caldwell trasferring to another school, I've been promoted in the playground pecking order.'

"She might have stayed longer if you answered the door with your pants on."

"Welcome, comadres, to this first meeting of the Very Wise Latina League!"

'I've got to go, Mom - my playgroup called an emergency meeting,'

A guest departing a party.

"I always wanted power, but now, I don't know, the trappings of power may be enough."

"You're welcome to stay, but the household goes all nude after 9pm."

Bargoyles

"Come on, smile, it's for our food blog..."

Champagne Lifestyle on a lemonade income.

Lifestyles of the rich and famous... lifestyles of everyone else.

"Don't you remember? We were at Herb and Sally's."

"Billy, pulling my pigtail isn't what I consider 'networking.'"

'Don't bother Daddy — he just got blackballed from the Hanseatic League.'

'What do you mean 'what time are we leaving?' - we've only just got here...'