Elderly Socialite Prints

Pensioner zimmer parking outside of Darby and Joan Club

Seniors Snooker Tournament.

'A Ball at the Mansion House'

Church Basement Foodie

"Another flue shot, Larry.

Children's Party

A little sharpener before dinner, darling?

"Even my chauffeur has a chauffeur."

"'Mr. Evans,' she said to me with that adorable smile, 'I think you're the nicest boy in the entire old-boy network.'"

Rod was unimpressed with the party - Sure, he was surrounded by bikini-clad lovelies, there was free champagne and a 20-foot jelly, but much to his chagrin, there was a distinct lack of cheese and pineapple chunks.

"Whoa! Wrong bar?"

LEMONADE, 'Actually, I hate places like this.'

"Bob choked on a spoon of caviar while he was on skiing vacation in St. Moritz."

'Everyone here likes a big band, right?'

A day at the races

'Fill 'er up Fred!'

"Brian's considering the optics."

'Ah, beer! And the bringer of beer!'

'If you're worried what to say you do for a living at your reunion, just tell them you recently bought a large stake in a local brewery.'

"I didn't even know Smallville had a set!"

'Can I get you anything? Coffee? A biscuit?...A lift home?'

'I wish i could think of some way to get away form him.' 'I wish i could think of some way to get away form her.'

"Loved our evening, Lou. Thanks for being rich."

"This is the Upper East Side, sir. We don’t sell ‘well’ vodka."

'Oh, we've met. We were once married to one another.'

'Actually, I hate places like this.'

"Imogene is just back from an extended trip through the Navajo country."

'Can anybody here separate their fingers and if so will you pour?'

"Your party just totally blew us away."

"Please try not to offer expert analysis."

"I want you two to meet some people who just bought a fabulous five-story brownstone with a garden in Troy, New York."

"Either you're emitting the scent of power, or your phone battery is about to explode."

"Francophobe meet Francophile."

"What might you have written that I might say I've read?"

'Dear, of course no one can tell you what they think of the wine, you haven't told them how much it cost yet.'