The Art Of Chess And Law T-Shirts

"You moved two spaced and then one space to the side? Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, that sure sounds illegal."

Cheers For The Hollyhock Middle School Chess Team

"Your son is asking a lot of questions about the giant hands in the sky that controls everything."

Sweep the board.

'And this is Allan...he's the brain in the family!'

Target your message

Man mourns the loss of his king after being checkmated.

"Damnit—Every game ends in stalemate."

'I think they're up to something.'

'Some people just aren't cut out for adventure gaming, Bruno — maybe you should try chess or checkers.'

'I don't think there's any hope for my golf game.'

"My computer beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick-boxing!"

A gorilla plays chess with his keeper.

"Frankly, we’re concerned about your checkered past."

'Checkmate I think!'

Prawn Amend

Man and brain

Peer-reviewed journal publication.

'Well, I'll say this: when the new boss came on board, it was a real game-changer for all of us!'

'Checkmate!'

Existential Risk

AIDS prevention

"It's a 12 inch chess board - the game's a foot."

"Damn it, Gwendolyn, you know when you married me I only moved one square at a time."

'I can not get this game, the pieces all move like cats.'

Bee Chess

Competitive tic-tac-toe

Man playing chess from his parked car.

Pawn Stars

'It's not cheating...My king is Henry VIII.'

Kosovo.

Bored Baker

"They grow up so quickly."

Syria