The Art Of Chess And Law Pillows

"You moved two spaced and then one space to the side? Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, that sure sounds illegal."

Cheers For The Hollyhock Middle School Chess Team

"Your son is asking a lot of questions about the giant hands in the sky that controls everything."

'And this is Allan...he's the brain in the family!'

Sweep the board.

To attract a bigger audience, the world chess federation allow fans to distract an opponent when it's his move.

'Upgrades? Yes, we've programmed it to excrete a few drops of water if it should lose a chess match. You know - tears.'

Man mourns the loss of his king after being checkmated.

"Damnit—Every game ends in stalemate."

'I think they're up to something.'

'Some people just aren't cut out for adventure gaming, Bruno — maybe you should try chess or checkers.'

Target your message

'I don't think there's any hope for my golf game.'

"Frankly, we’re concerned about your checkered past."

'Checkmate I think!'

Man and brain

Prawn Amend

"My computer beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick-boxing!"

A gorilla plays chess with his keeper.

Peer-reviewed journal publication.

'Well, I'll say this: when the new boss came on board, it was a real game-changer for all of us!'

'Checkmate!'

Existential Risk

AIDS prevention

'I can not get this game, the pieces all move like cats.'

"Damn it, Gwendolyn, you know when you married me I only moved one square at a time."

Bee Chess

"It's a 12 inch chess board - the game's a foot."

Man playing chess from his parked car.

Competitive tic-tac-toe

"They grow up so quickly."

Syria

Bored Baker

Pawn Stars

'It's not cheating...My king is Henry VIII.'