The Adventurer At Heart T-Shirts

'I was just playing rodeo and breaking horses.'

'I don't believe it. Five minutes after he gets the darn thing, he has an arrest!'

Man stood by signpost to 'here' or 'there'.

"well done rescuing my son. Now, your final task is to quietly transfer the baby to the cradle upstairs, without waking him."

Child driving a toy car

The only way to see the world is to see the world

Man propelled by love

"And with you on guard, I won't have to worry about that monster under my bed."

'My wife is going to kill me. All her shopping coupons are in that lost luggage.'

Man commiting suicide finds the treasure at the bottom of the sea.

"Police? My son and his friends were playing, building a moon rocket. . . I believe that they actually blasted off!"

Origami horse leaping out of a book about origami

'Maybe he has some sort of mystic attachment to the soil.'

"We were thinking about the Himalayas this summer. On the other hand, there's something very special about Montauk."

'Before I undertake my journey, I require you to make me a warrior's headband.'

'Are you going exploring or retrieving a duck?'

"So you dreamed you were an adult?"

Selfie of the Golden Hinde

Bird sitting on a wing.

"This can't be good."

"I'm playing "Explorer" and looking for the Elephant Cemetery: there should be really big bones there!"

Hey, come and check this out: I've stumbled upon Superman's Fortress of Solitude...

"Of course I love you, I'm just busy with other men."

"Dr. Livingstone will see you now."

'Dad, can you teach me to swim?' 'Well, I'm not much of a swimmer, but I can teach you to tread water. I do that every day at work.'

Do it!

'It's all right, miss, I'm only loking for our cricket-ball!'

The inscription says: 'Whiter teeth; fresher breath.'

'Oh, oh - it's on page one.'

'Looks like that pheasant got into the sticker bushes.'

Let's make a bonfire of our troubles.

'The old woman who lives in a shoe gets a camper van.'

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Tom Stoppard