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'I don't know anything about art and I don't know what I like.'

The experienced backpacker.

"At times I wonder what I've done with my life that makes me worth being saved."

'I'm in my Blue period.'

"It's a postmodern mosaic, almost lyrical in its undercurrent." "My five-year-old will be happy to hear that."

"So, what did you do at charter school today?"

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Thirty Four

Pina Coladas

After 39 years, 11 months, 28 days, Moses finally received the GPS he ordered from Amazon.

Crab with a clown face.

Face painting by numbers.

Child's Drawing (With Elephantiasis)

'I could do that.'

'No, Timmy, we are not supposed to connect them.'

"And with the optional remote you make all these little lights go off and on really quickly." You can have an IT system with all the latest bells and whistles...or you could have one that WORKS

"I hear you've been doing exciting things with eggs and dye."

Jackson Pollock: abstract; Picasso: cubism; Bobby: eight year old

'Bloody streakers - they have a lot to learn.'

Artist's Equipment Comes To Life

'No, really, go ahead. You know me - I'm all about the journey, not the food pellet!'

"So long, boys. I'm off to the big city to try my hand at chainsaw sculpture."

'Thanks for being up support staff.'

"Water balloons... water balloons..."

Shoot For The Moon

Sorry, I've said all I can say in this medium.

Imagine

Lots of famous art may have been inspired by taxes. Jackson Pollack's "Number 5" could be a visual representation of global regulations. And perhaps Rodin's "The Thinker" is a man trying to understand those rules. Maybe Roy Lichtenstein's "Ohhh ... Alright ..." shows a woman being told to continue holding to get her tax question answered. And they there's Edvard Munch's "The Scream" ... Nothing makes you feel like that more than preparing a tax return!

Man Lifting Heavy Block

Girl on a giant pair of scissors.

"Well, I've come this close to asking out Sylvia Sanchez. But I'm just an average guy! Nothing about me says 'I'm cool! Look at me!'"

Evolution Of The Jet Ski

Abstract expressionist face painting.

"Now, is this the kind of painting your Mommy would be proud to post on her Instagram?"

"Time passes much more slowly in the other dimension, so take these sudokus."

Astronaut