Thanksgiving Fans Gifts

"After lunch, we're just going to sit around and watch you guys play lacrosse."

'I'm sending the dinner invitations now.'

Toadstools

"I ask that today is a good day...a day that brings family together...to show how we need one another."

'For the first 500 calories of what we are about to receive, make us truly thankful.'

Are you the guy who ate my brother?

"'Tis the story of a woeful refugee... ...whose plight has been forgotten. An admirable, amiable sort is he... but boy is he downtrodden. With courage of the kind you rarely see, he defended this land, when Redcoats invaded over land and sea, peck their knees and hands. And how did America repay this debt it owed its forest bird? Did you put our noble visage on the national seal as we would have preferred? No... You ate us. Just like the British did. I really think that it's the least you can do

'As a token of friendship we present to you this sacred albino fawn.' 'We sailed all the way across the Atlantic Ocean, and all you have is light deer?!'

'I put that the pilgrims ate Butterball Turkey, Stove Top Stuffing, and Mrs. Smith's Pie. Think she'll give extra credit for brand names?'

"This might take awhile, Lord."

Easter Candy Island.

"Actually, it wasn't so bad. One minute I was standing in line at the slaughterhouse...The next thing I knew, I was being basted in my own juices..."

Plymouth Rock

'Pumpkin pie isn't dessert. It's another vegetable.'

"I'm stuffed. But in a good way."

"It'll never be ready in time."

"Talk about close calls! Harry, tell them about last Thanksgiving!"

Beauty and the Baste

'I don't know how I could've forgotten my lines. I was all ears when they gave them to me.'

"Fulfilling others on Thanksgiving is pretty good advice, wouldn't you say?"

Thanksgiving Feast. Get lots of turkey, but not too much of you'll have to take a pause at the nap box. I'm skipping the cranberries and going for the green beans and the potatoes. I'm at the stuffing now and getting bonus points for extra gravy! Hey! There's a shortcut through the corn, straight to the pumpkin pie! I win! Not so fast. You missed the most important spot where you give thanks for your family and friends. Oh, you're right. It's okay that I didn't win. I'll get you tomor

'Thank you for the turkey, thank you for the dressing, and thank you for the squash, which Mother cleverly refers to as pumpkin pie.'

A sardine can combined with a cornucopia.

'How will my turkey turn out this year?' Color

Ghosts from around the world

'Leave it to the school system to turn an enjoyable meal into an historical event.'

'I could have had a V-8!'

"The second bag is a doggie bag for my schnauzer, Buddy."

'Frivolity -- What art thou in for?'

Squanto's less than famous older brother Squinto.

'You broke your wishbone. I'd suggest making a wish.'

A football player catching a turkey

'Arghhh! He's got no face!'

"Separate checks, please."

"You want the lead role in the Thanksgiving play, don't you? Try again, 'Gobble, gobble, gobble' - this time with feeling!"