Thank You Note Philosopher Gifts

Sick Little Generosity Game.

"Philosophy Department. Why may I direct your call?"

"I've given up on the novel. There's more money in writing inspirational memes."

'He's got classic form, but if he doesn't improve his grades he won't get into college. He doesn't think.'

Woman on the phone.

'Thanks for being up support staff.'

"I'll have to put you on hold. I have a bite on the other line."

Thanks for feeding the plants.

'Well I haven't had a chance to review all your readings in depth, but if I were to be forced to make an educated guess I'd say that your were knackered!'

Student - Haven't emailed in 2 days.

"Ah, the waiter ... And I was beginning to wonder if we really existed!"

Expensive greeting cards.

"Must we discuss your worming right before dinner?"

Topiary: When the written word isn't enough

A Tree Grows In . . . Wherever.

'I want to thank you for sending me to those Excellency training classes.'

Gawk

"Hey - let's not us re-invent wheel."

"Are you busy or are you at work?"

Other People

'Who was that masked man? I never got the chance to thank him!'

Holiday Shopping for Guys

Dear Medication, how are you? I'm feeling much better thanks to you?/ Finally she began responding to treatment.

"Oh look Harold, a flower shop!"

"I'm not sure she really liked our gift. She used just two exclamation points after 'Thanks'."

'Can you hold this for me?' (sign with 'Grudge' written on it).

Rumors of war...rumors of peace.

'No, now I'm just fighting inbox inequality."

'I heard it was because of a broken charger.'

Bakery. Pies. Havana Banana $8.00. Jamaican Apple $6.50. Florida Key Lime $9.25. Haitian Rhubarb $5.99. Aruba Cr

Reception - "Do you want to continue to 'hold' or do you want to call back later and 'hold'?"

'I've got an epistle to the Corinthians, ten shekels postage due.'

'And I don't appreciate being left on hold,with Motorhead's 'The ace of spades'!'

Apple Tree

"You're addicted to your phone and I think you need help."