Texture Taster Pillows

"States of tofu"

"I try not to be picky, but this meal is a bit too sticky!"

Bad for you but to die for

Tension filled the tent.

'Eight years old, huh? If it's so good, why didn't somebody drink it eight years ago?'

"Our fresh seasonal hand-crafted brews contain a full serving of spring vegetables."

"Charles didn't like tofu."

"We have three house blends: 'One More Chance', 'Forget About It' or 'I'll See You In Fun Court'."

'And that's how to make pancakes.'

A new career for George W. Bush: taster in a pretzel factory.

Ethnic food springing out of a menu.

Hairstyles

Baby at Christmas Dinner

'No luggage.'

"One man's dirty water is another man's Earl Grey."

"Column A are things they said would kill you ten years ago but are now considered totally good for you. Column B are things they currently think will kill you."

Comparative Review of the New York Post and its App

'Telling them there is no meaning to life only ruins it for the rest of us.'

"Bottled or tap?"

The textural omnivore.

'. . . of course, batteries are not included.'

Knitting ball

The wrong suit

'Personally, I think the cumulous taste more cotton candy then marshmallow.'

Whistling tea kettle.

Genetically modified food cafe

"Oh, my, you weren't kidding—it's just like sandpaper."

Heirloom Hot Dogs.

70 degrees in Spring / 70 degrees in Fall

"It's what you asked for. Orange juice with pulp."

Munch munch. Nom nom nom. I think the kids like their present again this year.