Texting Teen Gifts

"There's nothing wrong with her. With e-mail, texting and tweeting, she just hasn't needed to learn to talk."

Polly txt speak

'Darling I want you to remember this always,,,'

"Couldn't you have just laughed instead of spelling 'LOL' in your alphabet soup?"

Help! I'm ROFL and ICGU!

'Why can't we have a texting bee?'

Wordplay: Hibernation.

"No, I really thought each sentence ended with an emoji!"

"You know, there are other emojis."

'Well, Tommy, you've grown a foot since the last time I saw you!'

"Well, I had 'the talk' with him.

"Well, young man... just consider yourself grounded!"

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

Oymoticons

Text Culture

Breaking News: Earth Crosses Multiple Lanes, Crashes into Sun... Distracted Orbiting to Blame.

Mayhem, Inc. Part 21

"Textin’"

"He's gone goth"

"We’ve nailed guitar-solo-face. Time to try playing instruments."

"Check it out! In nature, females are in charge...they select their mates!"

"What's going on Jen? Why didn't you respond to my kissing emoji?"

"So, hw ws yr smmr?"

'The school computers are six months old. How can I be expected to be competitive in the job market if I'm trained on obsolete equipment?'

'When I took this job, I had no idea how much it would cut into my quality, family texting time.'

The Modern Novel.

'Good night, Dear. Text me if you need anything.'

“Dad, I think I’ve finally found Gsus.”

Moo Out Loud

Wow. Totaled. Teen Test Dummy.

"Maybe if I make myself inconspicuous I won't be called on."

"I'll get up in negative five minutes."

The Life and Times of Miley Cyrus

'But this is fantastic, professor! It's like no language I've ever seen before!'

'This is a good time to be young, son. Look at all the opportunities you have in front of you...you can help sole the problems of the environment, poverty,civil rights....'