Texting Gifts

'Yes, a winky face is correct... But in ancient times, the semicolon was actually used to separate archaic written devices known as 'complete sentences.''

"hey fans! im at bat,. btm 9th, bases loaded, score tied--oops, jst got called strike1!"

'No, Father, they're not praying. They're texting.'

'...how are you ever going to text.'

'But this is fantastic, professor! It's like no language I've ever seen before!'

Warning Sign For Texters.

Texting on Valentine's Day.

Text message: You have lettuce in your teeth.

'With so little free time, you have to learn to multi-task...'

Text Graduation.

"...and I'm proficient in two languages ? English and text messaging."

Professor treating acronyms like formulae.

'Gee, Bill, you're not still upset about that e-mail I sent you yesterday, are you?'

"So, hw ws yr smmr?"

Hazard of texting

"You got my text... but did you get my subtext?"

'Not cars. here we're testing oblivious texters walking into walls.'

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

'If only texting was an Olympic sport.'

'I text message so I don't have to listen.'

'How's it going, Rachel?'

'But Mom, if God didn't want us to text message, he wouldn't have given us opposable thumbs.'

'Oh, great, my insurance agent. I was just texting you.'

'Texting Bee'

"Godot says, 'Running late, frowny face, winky face.' "

'I was built by texters.'

"You texted me, how sweet...happy anniversary to you too, dear!"

"Dad said no, Mom said yes, so I'm texting Grandma to break the tie."

Cell lemmings.

'...and to speed up the collection process, donations can now be made by texting 'CHURCH' to 873346.'

Couple flirting in Text Language.

'Love and kisses?'

Telephone consultations worked but maybe TEXT consultations were a step too far...Does anyone recognise 'fngx stre pink' as a symptom?.

'I am smiling. Didn't you get my :) emoticon?'

ROTFL...Rolling on the floor laughing.