Texting Gifts

'Yes, a winky face is correct... But in ancient times, the semicolon was actually used to separate archaic written devices known as 'complete sentences.''

"hey fans! im at bat,. btm 9th, bases loaded, score tied--oops, jst got called strike1!"

'No, Father, they're not praying. They're texting.'

'...how are you ever going to text.'

Warning Sign For Texters.

'But this is fantastic, professor! It's like no language I've ever seen before!'

Texting on Valentine's Day.

Text message: You have lettuce in your teeth.

'With so little free time, you have to learn to multi-task...'

"...and I'm proficient in two languages ? English and text messaging."

'Gee, Bill, you're not still upset about that e-mail I sent you yesterday, are you?'

"So, hw ws yr smmr?"

Hazard of texting

"You got my text... but did you get my subtext?"

'Not cars. here we're testing oblivious texters walking into walls.'

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

'I text message so I don't have to listen.'

'But Mom, if God didn't want us to text message, he wouldn't have given us opposable thumbs.'

'If only texting was an Olympic sport.'

'How's it going, Rachel?'

"Godot says, 'Running late, frowny face, winky face.' "

'Oh, great, my insurance agent. I was just texting you.'

'Texting Bee'

'I was built by texters.'

'Love and kisses?'

Cell lemmings.

"You texted me, how sweet...happy anniversary to you too, dear!"

'...and to speed up the collection process, donations can now be made by texting 'CHURCH' to 873346.'

"Dad said no, Mom said yes, so I'm texting Grandma to break the tie."

Couple flirting in Text Language.

Hamlet meets autocorrect

'Dorothy, I have to tell you something important, I'll instant message you.'

"I don't understand a word young people say these days."

Telephone consultations worked but maybe TEXT consultations were a step too far...Does anyone recognise 'fngx stre pink' as a symptom?.

'I am smiling. Didn't you get my :) emoticon?'