Texting Enthusiasts Mugs

'Do you ever communicate as a family by just speaking?'

Polly txt speak

I'm texting!

"I'm downstairs."

'Are you two still not texting?'

'I'm texting.'

"I've never seen the congregation praying this hard."

"You've all been convicted of not answering your texts in a timely manner. After this mandatory class, you will be released back into society."

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"I wasn't texting while driving. I was driving while texting."

"Witnesses say he was texting."

Man texting while walking crashes into a parking meter. Bystander smiles and thinks "LMAO" (laugh my ass off)

'I think my new boyfriend's a bit thick. Three days ago I asked him to send me a text message...'

'Your texting addiction sticks out like a sore thumb.'

May I have my phone back so I can see how my girlfriend responded to the text message I sent right before I crashed into you?

'You don't have to text 'I do'!'

"Is that some sort of weird text message."

Early group texts

"Couldn't you have just laughed instead of spelling 'LOL' in your alphabet soup?"

"No, I really thought each sentence ended with an emoji!"

It's a radical new development, a text novel for the text generation

"Textin’"

"What's going on Jen? Why didn't you respond to my kissing emoji?"

My belief is if you're old enough to take texts, counter-texts, and meta-texts in Western Philosophy, you should be old enough to drink.

Moo Out Loud

'How about a walk!'

'But this is fantastic, professor! It's like no language I've ever seen before!'

'Let's send her a text message; 'You're FIRED!''

Adam puts God on hold while texting.

'Doesn't txt msg make it 38 languages and not 37?'

Giving Things Up For Lent.

'Boss, it seems like a friendly text, but you've got to learn to read between the emoticons.'

'A thousand word report? How many words is that in text message?'

Social Networking.

"That guy I just met is already texting me pictures of his plumage."