Text Message Aficionados Mugs

"Oh man... there is nothing like a cigarette after a passionate night of 'texting'!"

'So it's agreed then, in order to stay text message compatible, the parliamentary alphabet will be reduced to 7 letters.'

Polly txt speak

"Couldn't you have just laughed instead of spelling 'LOL' in your alphabet soup?"

Help! I'm ROFL and ICGU!

TAP TAP TAP TAP

"No, I really thought each sentence ended with an emoji!"

It's a radical new development, a text novel for the text generation

"Textin’"

"What's going on Jen? Why didn't you respond to my kissing emoji?"

My belief is if you're old enough to take texts, counter-texts, and meta-texts in Western Philosophy, you should be old enough to drink.

'How about a walk!'

Moo Out Loud

'But this is fantastic, professor! It's like no language I've ever seen before!'

'Let's send her a text message; 'You're FIRED!''

'Doesn't txt msg make it 38 languages and not 37?'

The Predictable Demise of Sir Textalot.

Giving Things Up For Lent.

'Boss, it seems like a friendly text, but you've got to learn to read between the emoticons.'

'A thousand word report? How many words is that in text message?'

Social Networking.

I'll be honest, Jerry - When you invited me to join your book club, this is not what I expected.

"That guy I just met is already texting me pictures of his plumage."

"Nd how did tht mke u feel?"

OMG...WTF?....LOL!!!...SOS...

"It's not easy texting my mother. She's an English teacher and all she does is correct my spelling."

"Wait, I'm texting the tooth fairy...I always like to keep her informed of these visits."

'I hate it when I have to talk on my phone.'

"Once you get over the three hundred and sixty eight texts it took to plan this, it really is nice to get together."

"I'm going to need more minutes. I'm texting for two now!"

Dog Messages

"I failed my driving test...apparently I shouldn't have been texting!"

'I see you both texted that you never talk.'

"Barbara, will you check your texts for a ring emoji?"

"You text LOL, but you have yet to actualize LOL..."