Texting Chief Gifts

Texting while driving

'He's not talking yet, but his texting skills are excellent...'

"The emoji she used says she loves me..."

Kid is 'Born to Text'.

'You're texting? Wait--'

"I love my new texting app, it automatically selects peoples preferred pronouns."

Couple kissing by a 'Ped Xing and Oing' sign.

'When did they start giving Pulitzers for texting?'

God sends a text message: 'OMME!'

When it comes to texting, she's all thumbs.'

'Hi....I'm on my driving test....'

An ellipsis in the sky

"Which one is the emoji for immense relief, coupled with general underlying disappointment, tinged with cynicism, anger and apprehension?"

'No, officer, I wasn't driving erratically while talking on the cell phone. I was text messaging.'

'It's not easy. He'll tweet one thing, then text another. I'm getting mixed messages.'

'I just got a hex message from Zelda.'

'Sounds interesting! Have your people text message my people with the details.'

"As a fellow dog, you should know how hard it is to type with paws."

'See, I told you I can text and chew gum at the same time.'

'I've located the lost island of annoying texting clichés.'

Exclamation road sign says 'OMG'

'OMG!'

Color illustration of a cell phone, 'my communication center'.

"My wife is a very emojical person."

Cat Emojis

'Would you mind if I made a few calls while I carefully listen to your ideas?'

"The bad news is that the voices in my head have started text messaging me."

'I doubt that Hector has read a book in months, but he's texting at an eighth grade level.'

'I speak three languages, if you include text-ese and my fake British accent.'

Emojis in the classroom

The fountain of youths.

Modern spelling.