Texting Advocate Gifts

"I told you not to text and fly!"

Polly txt speak

"Everyone at Megadrug is committed to the benefits of spoken therapies, which is why we developed 'nitrazone' to enhance the experience."

TAP TAP TAP TAP

It's a radical new development, a text novel for the text generation

My belief is if you're old enough to take texts, counter-texts, and meta-texts in Western Philosophy, you should be old enough to drink.

"Textin’"

'A thousand word report? How many words is that in text message?'

"Nd how did tht mke u feel?"

Social Networking.

OMG...WTF?....LOL!!!...SOS...

"It's not easy texting my mother. She's an English teacher and all she does is correct my spelling."

"Once you get over the three hundred and sixty eight texts it took to plan this, it really is nice to get together."

"I'm going to need more minutes. I'm texting for two now!"

Dog Messages

"I'm leaving you, Steven....It's all there in my text message."

'Are you going to answer my text message or not?'

"You text LOL, but you have yet to actualize LOL..."

'I see you both texted that you never talk.'

OMG.

Mr. Briggs' Pleasures of Housekeeping, part 1

"I failed my driving test...apparently I shouldn't have been texting!"

"Hang on- I'm receiving a textured message."

"I just want someone who texts me as often as Joe Biden does, you know?"

"Wh@_I_Did_During_My_Whole_Summer_Vacation."

"I'm fine on the phone. I only have trouble talking to people in person."

'Today's sex text is the song of Solomon.'

'David, can't you speak for yourself?'

'And if the scores remain level, you can text the name of the team you want to keep in the tournament.'

"I can't believe this! All these filthy messages on your cell phone! And so many of them! What is it? 100? 500? 1,000?"

"...and I'm proficient in two languages ? English and text messaging."

Text messaging in ladies' fashion store. "Does my bum look big in this?"