Texting Advocate Mugs

"I told you not to text and fly!"

Polly txt speak

"Everyone at Megadrug is committed to the benefits of spoken therapies, which is why we developed 'nitrazone' to enhance the experience."

Help! I'm ROFL and ICGU!

TAP TAP TAP TAP

It's a radical new development, a text novel for the text generation

"Textin’"

My belief is if you're old enough to take texts, counter-texts, and meta-texts in Western Philosophy, you should be old enough to drink.

The Predictable Demise of Sir Textalot.

'A thousand word report? How many words is that in text message?'

OMG...WTF?....LOL!!!...SOS...

"Nd how did tht mke u feel?"

I'll be honest, Jerry - When you invited me to join your book club, this is not what I expected.

Social Networking.

"It's not easy texting my mother. She's an English teacher and all she does is correct my spelling."

Dog Messages

"Once you get over the three hundred and sixty eight texts it took to plan this, it really is nice to get together."

"I'm going to need more minutes. I'm texting for two now!"

"I'm leaving you, Steven....It's all there in my text message."

OMG.

Mr. Briggs' Pleasures of Housekeeping, part 1

'I see you both texted that you never talk.'

"You text LOL, but you have yet to actualize LOL..."

"I failed my driving test...apparently I shouldn't have been texting!"

'Are you going to answer my text message or not?'

"Hang on- I'm receiving a textured message."

"I'm fine on the phone. I only have trouble talking to people in person."

"I just want someone who texts me as often as Joe Biden does, you know?"

"Wh@_I_Did_During_My_Whole_Summer_Vacation."

'Today's sex text is the song of Solomon.'

'David, can't you speak for yourself?'

"I can't believe this! All these filthy messages on your cell phone! And so many of them! What is it? 100? 500? 1,000?"

"We never talk about anything. 'Me Tarzan, you Jane. Me Tarzan, you Jane.' That's all he ever says."

'And if the scores remain level, you can text the name of the team you want to keep in the tournament.'

"...and I'm proficient in two languages ? English and text messaging."