Textile Cynic T-Shirts

Looking for a fun t-shirt for a textile cynic? Our witty designs celebrate skepticism about fiber and fabric culture, making them a great conversation starter and a cheeky addition to any wardrobe.

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'I'm boycotting the clothing industry.' mockup

'I'm boycotting the clothing industry.'

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"Let's face it. The only play you've ever liked is 'Stop the World - I Want to Get Off.'"

"Let's face it. The only play you've ever liked is 'Stop the World - I Want to Get Off.'" mockup

"Let's face it. The only play you've ever liked is 'Stop the World - I Want to Get Off.'"

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"Life sucks and then you keep living." mockup

"Life sucks and then you keep living."

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Normal Paisley - Deadly Strain is Introduced.

Normal Paisley - Deadly Strain is Introduced. mockup

Normal Paisley - Deadly Strain is Introduced.

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'Excuse me, would you mind...?'

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Federal Bureau of Do As We Say, NOT As We Do!

Federal Bureau of Do As We Say, NOT As We Do! mockup

Federal Bureau of Do As We Say, NOT As We Do!

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Knitting is Knirvana.

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The old colonel wished he was in the land of cotton.

The old colonel wished he was in the land of cotton. mockup

The old colonel wished he was in the land of cotton.

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"Let's see if we can't make an end run around basic human decency."

"Let's see if we can't make an end run around basic human decency." mockup

"Let's see if we can't make an end run around basic human decency."

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'Byt the way, what have you been eating? Because your crap tastes like crap!'

'Byt the way, what have you been eating? Because your crap tastes like crap!' mockup

'Byt the way, what have you been eating? Because your crap tastes like crap!'

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Please Do Not Pounce on Art

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"You seem to have the right combination of bitterness, pessimism, and caffeine consumption that we're looking for."

"You seem to have the right combination of bitterness, pessimism, and caffeine consumption that we're looking for." mockup

"You seem to have the right combination of bitterness, pessimism, and caffeine consumption that we're looking for."

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Old Rope

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'Look! The first active ingredient is marketing spin.'

'Look! The first active ingredient is marketing spin.' mockup

'Look! The first active ingredient is marketing spin.'

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"It's 25% cotton and 75% made in China" mockup

"It's 25% cotton and 75% made in China"

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Maid with her sewing basket

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Bias Tape

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'Who cares where Waldo is?'

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"He's our man. He's our guy. He lies less than those other guys!"

"He's our man. He's our guy. He lies less than those other guys!" mockup

"He's our man. He's our guy. He lies less than those other guys!"

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"I'd better read the official view before I form an opinion."

"I'd better read the official view before I form an opinion." mockup

"I'd better read the official view before I form an opinion."

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Kung Foo Cat

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Sisypus

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"The difference between criminal geniuses and politicians is none of them are geniuses."

"The difference between criminal geniuses and politicians is none of them are geniuses." mockup

"The difference between criminal geniuses and politicians is none of them are geniuses."

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Mail & Political lies.

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"You can't put a price on all those years of marriage." "Au contraire!"

"You can't put a price on all those years of marriage." "Au contraire!" mockup

"You can't put a price on all those years of marriage." "Au contraire!"

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'Going as a high-thread-count ghost again this year.'

'Going as a high-thread-count ghost again this year.' mockup

'Going as a high-thread-count ghost again this year.'

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Textile Cynic T-Shirts Collection

Textile Cynic Mugs

Enjoy a chuckle with our collection of witty mugs designed especially for textile cynics. Perfect for their coffee breaks and fiber-focused humor.

Textile Cynic Pillows

Bring humor into their home with cozy pillows featuring clever textile cynic designs. Great for adding personality to any space.

Textile Cynic Prints

Decorate creatively with prints that celebrate the humorous side of textile skepticism. Ideal for sewing rooms, studios, or living spaces that value wit and style.