Text Message Juggler Mugs

"Did you get my email?" "Was it the one about your text message?"

Wordplay: In The Bag.

"Hi, you've reached Susan's desk. I am monotasking right now, so I'll call you back it's the phone's turn again. Beep!"

'To cut back on traveling expenses, we're going to start sending you out as an e-mail attachment.'

"I told him not to rely on his GPS whe out running!"

Spam in inbox.

Overworked

The Communicator

"Hello?"

'Are you going to answer my text message or not?'

'Today's sex text is the song of Solomon.'

Man jumping into swimming pool with phone.

The Emeril Isle

Hopkin's for Clinic the Dyslexic

"I was just ringing to see if you got the e-mail about the letter I sent you?"

'He said he knows the letters but he doesn't know the words.'

"We'll have to pick this up later. My plane just went down, sharks ate my personal assistant, and apparently I'm winning some kind of surfing competition."

'Call me back - the old trout's on the other line.'

The Basic Blueprint for 99% of Today's Conversations (or So it Seems)

"Yes dear, I know excessive mobile use is dangerous, that's not why I'm calling."

Less than Ultimate Fighting.

'Take a message...'

'It's for you.'

A writer writing humour and tragedy at the same time.

'Not cars. here we're testing oblivious texters walking into walls.'

"I wish that they would give omg a break. JMJ (Jesus,Mary and Joseph) have a lot more free time."

Woman holding two phones together.

"Ho ordered the Cafe au Lait?"

"Gotta go."

'What? Paint roses - with my back?'

"Normally, we only issue one phone to new hires, but we're bringing you in at a busy time."

'Call you back. I've got an important tweet coming in.'

Texting in the Gilded Age.

'Let me put you on ignore ... I mean hold.'