Text Message Analyst T-Shirts

"I'm not sure she really liked our gift. She used just two exclamation points after 'Thanks'."

All of our representatives are busy right now. Stay on the line and someone will be with you in a few miles.

'Doesn't txt msg make it 38 languages and not 37?'

'Let's send her a text message; 'You're FIRED!''

Giving Things Up For Lent.

The bluebird of passive-aggressiveness

"We're to stop talking about 'budget cuts'. Apparently it's depressing for staff and clients..."

"I meant the dog!"

'We just don't talk anymore, Gerald!'

"Remember when we talked about how you send mixed messages. . ."

'Are you going to answer my text message or not?'

Boss and worker communicating in exclaimation marks.

OMG.

'Today's sex text is the song of Solomon.'

'He's not a 'bad' phone. He's just not a 'smart' phone.'

The psychiatrist.

'With my new phone I can lie out of both side of my mouth 24/7.'

'You're trying to find yourself? -- No offense, but if I were you, I'd look for somebody ELSE.'

'Can we go back to texting each other throughout the day rather than a whole dinner conversation?'

"May I air-quote you?"

"You know what I bet it is? I bet we're breaking up but we just don't realize it yet."

Public Meetings: 'If you check the guide it's clear that you only need to say 'chair'.'

"Oh man... there is nothing like a cigarette after a passionate night of 'texting'!"

"Which one is the emoji for immense relief, coupled with general underlying disappointment, tinged with cynicism, anger and apprehension?"

'You know, sometimes I think we don't even speak the same body language.'

'Do you get the feeling there isn't much substance in most conversations?'

'No, officer, I wasn't driving erratically while talking on the cell phone. I was text messaging.'

"We don't call these savage screaming fits. We call them confrontational verbal interfacing."

Silent Monk Holding Placard Saying LOL.

"If I could take back ninety per cent of the things I say, then I think people would know the real me."

'Nice talking to you, but would you please excuse me? I need to get some air...'

'I just got a hex message from Zelda.'

Texting in the Gilded Age.