Text-and-talk Master T-Shirts

'You're texting? Wait--'

Oymoticons

"So, hw ws yr smmr?"

Moo Out Loud

WTF?

7 More Dwarfs

"Abbreviations here, abbreviations there, and one is more incomprehensible than the next!"

OMG.

First O.M.G. church.

The Art of Bantering!

Ventriloquism For Beginners.

No, boss, we still don't have an emoticon that says 'I'm laughing all the way to the bank.''

Professor treating acronyms like formulae.

'Yes, a winky face is correcy...But in ancient times, the semicolon was actually used to separate archaic written devices know as 'complete sentences.''

'Hold on, there might be someone more interesting on the other line...'

The alphabet blocks are great for teaching him how to text!

'You're entitled to one text message, 160 characters max, so you better make it count.'

I hear we're called gen txt. It's demeaning. Suggests our lives revolve 'round shallow misspelled missives. No dout! You're not helping me here. Y U usin big words? Hirz link 2 utube vid of cat pukin. Awsum!

'If you can hear me, Larry Gligstein, please send a text to 555-703-7193

'Archaeologists discover the earliest ancient texts.'

"Watch out for Bernie...he's a man of few words but a lot of gestures."

'Sounds interesting! Have your people text message my people with the details.'

American Gothic lol

"IRL sucks."

SMS filing system

'See, I told you I can text and chew gum at the same time.'

"Click heels... needed ASAP... in Kansas."

"Always blame your mistakes on autocorrect and watch out for that tree."

'Wait, someone just sent me a hex message.'

'Copy and study this list of text message spelling words. We will have test tomorrow.'

"I just got a text from my teenage daughter. Do you speak emoji?"

'The following speaker was scheduled to give his talk last week, but needed more time to prepare his impromptu speech.'

"The bad news is that the voices in my head have started text messaging me."

'I don't like this predictive text.'

''Whassup? Got no mates ugly?' - ha ha very funny.'