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For More Effective Presentations Avoid Excessive Bullet Points.

'You're texting? Wait--'

The Art of Bantering!

Ventriloquism For Beginners.

'Hold on, there might be someone more interesting on the other line...'

"What might you have written that I might say I've read?"

'Why am I feeling like this..?'

'My son is studying communications in college. He never writes, calls, texts, or emails his parents.'

He took every chance to practice his talk.

Printing Room

"What's this Artificial newt's tail? Instant toad urine? No wonder your spells suck!"

"Watch out for Bernie...he's a man of few words but a lot of gestures."

'I've lost my voice...'

Fear of Public Speaking

'I'm not naturally dense you know...Its taken years of practice.'

'Better not circulate these.'

'The following speaker was scheduled to give his talk last week, but needed more time to prepare his impromptu speech.'

"Darling, I realised that you didn't like your dinner by the third sheet."

"With Gloria, it's in one ear and out the mouth."

'I don't like this predictive text.'

Boy, this cold medicine works great.

'Please don't interrupt when I'm about to speak Neville!'

Black belt in gossiping.

"I'm not doing this if you're just coming keep disagreeing with me."

Didn't read the book, missed the movie, but caught the theme park ride.

'You still have the fish shop then.'

Women: 'I'm gald we had this talk', Men: 'I'm glad we had this fight'

Last chance for public relations next exit...next PR- 87 miles

"The red tag items go on these shelves...and the blue tag items go on those shelves."

Newborn's TV.

'He's on the artistic spectrum.'

'Oh Charles! I didn't think you were in. I have something important to tell you and I wanted to leave a message.'