Texas Independence Day T-Shirts

'Oh darn........I forgot The Alamo!'

Clyde thought “Atomic Sparklers” was just an ad gimmick

Fabrique en Francais (Made in France).

A man peddles U.S. flags on the sidewalk, next to a man peddling copies of the U.S. constitution

Cat says of armadillo, 'It's one of those big armored rats.'

"Anachronism or not, it just ain't the fourth without the ribs and Willie Nelson."

Songs about Texas, next 1100 miles.

"I guess I was a good shot, because I took down 50 Nazis...all by myself. That's how I got my silver star. Honestly, I don't consider myself a hero. I consider myself lucky."

Frederic Auguste Bartholdi

"Business is booming! Come in and see our explosive sales today!"

"As I see it, 'Crazy politics' - like not voting on a supreme court nominee - is better than a complete government shutdown."

'General, please hire large armies of foreign mercenaries to complete the works of death, desolation and tyranny.'

'We hold these truths to be self evident, that all men are created equal, except for Hancock... who smells bad...'

UNFADED GLORY

'Well, if he can't be a Minuteman, he can be a minutedog.'

"...Accept finite disappointment, but NEVER LOSE INFINITE HOPE."

''The consent of the governed'? -- that could be a deal-breaker.'

"Founding Fathers! How come no Founding Mothers?"

'We will not be disarmed by gun control! We will not be stripped naked and left at the mercy of a tyrannical government!'

The Idea of America.

"We fear no more for today is our Independence Day!"

Scars and Bars

"It's a cookout-act stupid!"

"Taxation with representation hasn't worked out so well." (two men at the US capital talking taxes and politics)

Uncle Sam and Democracy

Cuba united against blocking off the country

Footing The Bill

Statue of Liberty

Bring flag factories back to America.