Texas Hold 'em Hustler Mugs

'You may be a jolly happy soul Frosty, but you stink at poker!'

"Now, let's get out there and walk really fast to places we don't want to be."

"Bad morning. I was running late and skipped my coffee, diet soda, energy drink and Ritalin."

Before getting a basketball scholarship, Jack worked at a pancake house.

Runner going through hurdles.

'Why do you always win at cards but not horses? I can't shuffle the horses.'

'You can earn more money, but you'll need to take a second job.'

The Real American Dream

'I really don't care about your work/life balance.'

"Forget 110% 24/7: we need 120% 25/8."

'You know you're doing your job right when both coaches are mad at you.'

Office Woman

"Hey, bro...it's the least I could do."

'He's even better when he takes the cue out of it's case.'

'The good news is tomorrow is a brand new day. The bad news is I'll be spending it at work.'

'Still duckin' an' divin'?'

Garden City Restaurant: 'Workaholics businessmen's lunch - 24 hours every day.'

Killing time, and vice versa....

'You need to take one capsule a day as supplement. .. After you reach a certain income level, your body stops producing this stuff.'

"Couldn't stand working for the man, so I started my own business. Now I just can't stand working."

'What's this?' - 'Your sealed orders, not to be opened till 7 furlongs.'

"Everybody seems to be in such a hurry these days!"

This Dynamic high-powered team of does and decision makers reaches and screeches to a halt in front of its most difficult obstacle of the year.

"I spent hundreds of dollars on a course for entrepreneurs..."

'Portfolio evaluation; $2.50'

"When I said I was 'all-in', I meant I was going to bed... and I'm not saying that just because I lost the hand."

Texas Drop 'Em.

". . . So what's with bosses these days? It seems like I can never find a good one."

Man motivated by money, rabbit motivated by carrot.

"One thing about Earl - Earl knows when to fold."

'Don't make excuses, Moore! If you can't guard that guy, I'll put someone in who can!'

"And now, if I may, I'd like to put You on hold for a moment while I have a few words with Mammon."

'But on the bright side...we're holding our own in a ten trillion dollar economy!'

Happily Scampering Off to Work on a Monday Morning

'Hard Day?'