Texas Hold 'em Hustler Prints

'You may be a jolly happy soul Frosty, but you stink at poker!'

"Now, let's get out there and walk really fast to places we don't want to be."

"Bad morning. I was running late and skipped my coffee, diet soda, energy drink and Ritalin."

Before getting a basketball scholarship, Jack worked at a pancake house.

Runner going through hurdles.

'Why do you always win at cards but not horses? I can't shuffle the horses.'

'You can earn more money, but you'll need to take a second job.'

The Real American Dream

'I really don't care about your work/life balance.'

"Forget 110% 24/7: we need 120% 25/8."

'You know you're doing your job right when both coaches are mad at you.'

Office Woman

'He's even better when he takes the cue out of it's case.'

"Hey, bro...it's the least I could do."

'The good news is tomorrow is a brand new day. The bad news is I'll be spending it at work.'

Garden City Restaurant: 'Workaholics businessmen's lunch - 24 hours every day.'

'Still duckin' an' divin'?'

Killing time, and vice versa....

'You need to take one capsule a day as supplement. .. After you reach a certain income level, your body stops producing this stuff.'

"Couldn't stand working for the man, so I started my own business. Now I just can't stand working."

This Dynamic high-powered team of does and decision makers reaches and screeches to a halt in front of its most difficult obstacle of the year.

"Everybody seems to be in such a hurry these days!"

'What's this?' - 'Your sealed orders, not to be opened till 7 furlongs.'

"I spent hundreds of dollars on a course for entrepreneurs..."

'Portfolio evaluation; $2.50'

Texas Drop 'Em.

"When I said I was 'all-in', I meant I was going to bed... and I'm not saying that just because I lost the hand."

". . . So what's with bosses these days? It seems like I can never find a good one."

Man motivated by money, rabbit motivated by carrot.

"One thing about Earl - Earl knows when to fold."

'Don't make excuses, Moore! If you can't guard that guy, I'll put someone in who can!'

"And now, if I may, I'd like to put You on hold for a moment while I have a few words with Mammon."

'But on the bright side...we're holding our own in a ten trillion dollar economy!'

'Well. I hope you at least closed the sale, Harry.'

'Hard Day?'