Texan Humorist T-Shirts

Bring Texas humor to life with T-shirts that showcase clever, funny quotes from beloved Texan humorists. Ideal for casual wear and making a statement with Southern charm.

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Life with a professional baseball catcher.

Life with a professional baseball catcher. mockup

Life with a professional baseball catcher.

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"Do you think there's intellegent life in there?"

"Do you think there's intellegent life in there?" mockup

"Do you think there's intellegent life in there?"

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"Sorry I'm late! The driving conditions are awful!"

"Sorry I'm late! The driving conditions are awful!" mockup

"Sorry I'm late! The driving conditions are awful!"

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Cow writer.

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Moo! OOM!

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"Are you sure this is a 'Flu virus?" "See for yourself...it's nose is running!"

"Are you sure this is a 'Flu virus?" "See for yourself...it's nose is running!" mockup

"Are you sure this is a 'Flu virus?" "See for yourself...it's nose is running!"

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"It makes sense when you see the second painting with the lego."

"It makes sense when you see the second painting with the lego." mockup

"It makes sense when you see the second painting with the lego."

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'Flowers? From a garage? You're a darling!'

'Flowers? From a garage? You're a darling!' mockup

'Flowers? From a garage? You're a darling!'

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(Maps to the Homes of the Steers) (Maps $ 100)

(Maps to the Homes of the Steers) (Maps $ 100) mockup

(Maps to the Homes of the Steers) (Maps $ 100)

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'Well, so much for our legendary ability to eviscerate cattle with surgical precision...'

'Well, so much for our legendary ability to eviscerate cattle with surgical precision...' mockup

'Well, so much for our legendary ability to eviscerate cattle with surgical precision...'

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'Ok, so we agree that we're going to throw them into the cactus.'

'Ok, so we agree that we're going to throw them into the cactus.' mockup

'Ok, so we agree that we're going to throw them into the cactus.'

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"...They must be poor catchers, there's two men behind the plate."

"...They must be poor catchers, there's two men behind the plate." mockup

"...They must be poor catchers, there's two men behind the plate."

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Grass: We lost some good men today! mockup

Grass: We lost some good men today!

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"You can achieve anything if you put you mind to it."

"You can achieve anything if you put you mind to it." mockup

"You can achieve anything if you put you mind to it."

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"There's a programme about people watching TV on the other channel."

"There's a programme about people watching TV on the other channel." mockup

"There's a programme about people watching TV on the other channel."

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"Perhaps it would be easier using mice?"

"Perhaps it would be easier using mice?" mockup

"Perhaps it would be easier using mice?"

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'I guess everything's okay, doc, two legs is showing, one out of each hole."

'I guess everything's okay, doc, two legs is showing, one out of each hole." mockup

'I guess everything's okay, doc, two legs is showing, one out of each hole."

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I've been doing sit-ups!

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'And so, Ladies and Germs, I conclude that we must promote homeopathy! This may be our best chance to wipe out the human race since the glory days of the Black Plague.'

'And so, Ladies and Germs, I conclude that we must promote homeopathy! This may be our best chance to wipe out the human race since the glory days of the Black Plague.'

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