Testosterone Aficionado Prints

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'Run, run, as fast as you can!'

"If we carry them home we’ll get at least one workout."

"I'm just saying. This would be even MORE romantic if we couldn't see in the dark."

'You need to stay away from the pie in the sky.'

Mini tennis players playing on table tennis court.

'We're looking for athletic people.'

Mantis Love

Woman walks her dog on a running machine.

"And what do you do to maintain your cardiovascular fitness, Miss Holt?"

"This ump is so good he doesn't even blink."

'Miss Raleigh. I'm studying megatrends. Bring me some megavitamins.'

"It was the most relaxing massage I've ever had."

Early Exercise Machines

"Feeling stupid yet? No? Then keep going!"

'We can't get rid of her - she has tenure.'

Battery lifting weights

'I think dad's getting fitter. I couldn't hear him wheezing until he turned the corner today.'

"So what do you do for a living?"

'Music & Gym'

'I also offer massage therapy.'

Jester

'This new jester doth appeal to me.'

Two entrances to a gym; one reads "Actual Exercise" while the other reads "Sit on Equipment and Stare at your Phone."

'Why round? Why not square? Or rectangle? Or a triangle? Or . . . '

Prisoner Stretches Before Stretching Torture

'...but you can't keep imagining you're going downhill!'

'I even love the way you snore!'

'He's not getting lucky tonight. He smells too good.'

"Oh Darling, you're spoiling me! I've never tried tropical fish!"

'You're a filthy pig, Gordon! I guess that's why I love you so much.'

I can't bear to be without you.