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'Run, run, as fast as you can!'

"If we carry them home we’ll get at least one workout."

'You need to stay away from the pie in the sky.'

Mini tennis players playing on table tennis court.

"I'm just saying. This would be even MORE romantic if we couldn't see in the dark."

"This ump is so good he doesn't even blink."

"And what do you do to maintain your cardiovascular fitness, Miss Holt?"

'We're looking for athletic people.'

Woman walks her dog on a running machine.

Mantis Love

'Miss Raleigh. I'm studying megatrends. Bring me some megavitamins.'

"It was the most relaxing massage I've ever had."

How to go form fit to fat...

Early Exercise Machines

"Feeling stupid yet? No? Then keep going!"

'We can't get rid of her - she has tenure.'

Battery lifting weights

'I think dad's getting fitter. I couldn't hear him wheezing until he turned the corner today.'

'This new jester doth appeal to me.'

'I also offer massage therapy.'

"So what do you do for a living?"

'Music & Gym'

Jester

Two entrances to a gym; one reads "Actual Exercise" while the other reads "Sit on Equipment and Stare at your Phone."

'Why round? Why not square? Or rectangle? Or a triangle? Or . . . '

Prisoner Stretches Before Stretching Torture

'I'm developing a foot fetish.'

'...but you can't keep imagining you're going downhill!'

"You're doing great - keep it up."

'He's not getting lucky tonight. He smells too good.'

"Oh Darling, you're spoiling me! I've never tried tropical fish!"

I can't bear to be without you.

'I even love the way you snore!'

'You're a filthy pig, Gordon! I guess that's why I love you so much.'