Test Result Tactician Prints

'Here is a printout of the results of our recent standardized tests and here are the same results printed with a very small, hard-to-read-font, to make the implications less obvious.'

Kitchen Tetris

"This was a wicked-hard test. I'm pretty sure everybody got a bad grade."

Good luck with all the revision...

GPC needs to make its new formula foolproof.

Examinations.

"Well I didn't see the incident myself.."

'So far, sir, we've rejected plans A,B, C, D, E, F, and right now we're evaluating'G'.'

'Columbus might not have sailed over the edge, but I did.'

War never felt the same after the Great Puppy Ambush.

Examiners.

The Use of Cavalry

"I think you left something of your resumé... writer of fiction!"

Kosovo.

'With your permission sir... checkmate.'

"Term paper?! How do we do that? We haven't done a term paper all year!"

"I know I told you to fool him into thinking you've got nothing left, but now you've got me convinced."

'I've got the answers to the test written on my hands and arms. It's old school artificial intelligence.'

'What else do you have going for you besides being aggressive?'

'Thank you colonel we'll keep your strategy in mind.'

"I try to get a head start on them."

Keeper giving Lords best position for shooting

'Your resume is very creative. It's all a crock."

"Next!"

"Your resume says you specialize in field work."

"Now we have all your arrows!"

"No you can' 'google' number seven!"

'Cap'n, why's the enemy fire so accurate after we deployed the smoke screen?'

"This shouldn't be too hard. It's just the two letters."

'Try aiming for the wall - maybe then you'll hit the target!'

'We will need a standard resume in addition to this beautiful needlepoint recommendation from your mother.'

"By God, you're not a man who's afraid to fail."