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'I really crammed last night.'

Four Types of Test-Takers...

Nervous Oral Testing

Examinations.

'Their daughter plays the violin.'

'You have to STUDY for tests, dummy -- you can't just put a memory stick in your ear!'

During his financial report to the board of directors, Ted hits the poignancy button by mistake.

'Tommy's book reports are like no other.'

"Yes, Donald, I know you didn't expect a test today... that's why it's called a pop quiz!"

"And this all happened in the last week..."

'How do you explain these terrible verbal SAT scores?'

'Well done! I've never heard anyone slip from jargon into gibberish and out again with such ease!'

Contest to enter the University

"Remember, there are 4 types of questions on the Advanced Placement tests: multiple choice, document based, essay and 'How would you like to drive big rigs for a living?'"

"We've got to work on your emergency stop, Mr Roberts."

Llama training

"I'm afraid there's just so far you can go with street smarts."

Big Deal/Done Deal.

Final Exams Today

'What about short-term? Where do you see yourself in five minutes?'

"Above all do not open your sealed test booklets until you are told to do so!"

"Yes, confidence is something we look for in our employees,Mr. Wilson, but dress sense is important too."

Blew off my S.A.T. prep class.

"I have a big test today. It counts for 50 percent of my entire grade! Or maybe it's 40 percent."

The New SAT.

'If you have anything of importance to tell me, for goodness sake, begin at the end.'

Can you help billy solve the following Problem? - No, let's be honest Billy isn't that smart and the fact that you haven't noticed that really makes me question your judgement.