Test Preparation Master Prints

Chinese kids are much smarter than we are! They just score well on tests. They're grinds. We're creative! We learn to express ourselves! West Fester High School. We'd better learn to express ourselves in Chinese!

Exam

'I really crammed last night.'

Four Types of Test-Takers...

Nervous Oral Testing

How come rich kids do so well on SAT tests? Their parents give them books, fancy trips, lessons and

Garrett knew it was important to jeep his brain from overheating during big tests.

Examinations.

'Their daughter plays the violin.'

'You have to STUDY for tests, dummy -- you can't just put a memory stick in your ear!'

'Tommy's book reports are like no other.'

During his financial report to the board of directors, Ted hits the poignancy button by mistake.

Your granddaughter is studying for SATs. Oh really? Ahem! What did you get on your practice tests? Drool.

"And this all happened in the last week..."

"Yes, Donald, I know you didn't expect a test today... that's why it's called a pop quiz!"

I downloaded some SAT practice tests. I'll time you. Ok. Ready. "If Ann spends every day obsessing over stupid tests,

'How do you explain these terrible verbal SAT scores?'

'Well done! I've never heard anyone slip from jargon into gibberish and out again with such ease!'

Contest to enter the University

"Remember, there are 4 types of questions on the Advanced Placement tests: multiple choice, document based, essay and 'How would you like to drive big rigs for a living?'"

Llama training

"We've got to work on your emergency stop, Mr Roberts."

"I'm afraid there's just so far you can go with street smarts."

Final Exams Today

Math Class. Rm 217. I don't know how many time I've failed a math test.

Big Deal/Done Deal.

'What about short-term? Where do you see yourself in five minutes?'

"Above all do not open your sealed test booklets until you are told to do so!"

It's true your father did get a 4.0 in high school. Of course, that was on the act.

"Yes, confidence is something we look for in our employees,Mr. Wilson, but dress sense is important too."

Blew off my S.A.T. prep class.

'If you have anything of importance to tell me, for goodness sake, begin at the end.'

"I have a big test today. It counts for 50 percent of my entire grade! Or maybe it's 40 percent."

Can you help billy solve the following Problem? - No, let's be honest Billy isn't that smart and the fact that you haven't noticed that really makes me question your judgement.

I'm doomed! What's Twig's problem today? She forgot that the pre-SATs are this weekend. She hasn't practiced. So what? They don't test for life's important skills. Right. Like planning ahead. Whoops! I forgot the cream.