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'I really crammed last night.'

Four Types of Test-Takers...

Nervous Oral Testing

Examinations.

"What do you mean it's not 'Thong Thursday?'"

'You have to STUDY for tests, dummy -- you can't just put a memory stick in your ear!'

"Tia Carmen, I have a killer test tomorrow. Can you help?"

"Man, these closed book exams suck! Who could possibly remember all this crap?"

"Yes, Donald, I know you didn't expect a test today... that's why it's called a pop quiz!"

'How do you explain these terrible verbal SAT scores?'

"Dad, when I leave high school, I want to get a job and help support the family."

"Remember, there are 4 types of questions on the Advanced Placement tests: multiple choice, document based, essay and 'How would you like to drive big rigs for a living?'"

PE teacher teaching football tactics. Boy sat in corner with dunce cap.

Contest to enter the University

"We've got to work on your emergency stop, Mr Roberts."

Llama training

"I'm afraid there's just so far you can go with street smarts."

Final Exams Today

Blew off my S.A.T. prep class.

"I have a big test today. It counts for 50 percent of my entire grade! Or maybe it's 40 percent."

"Have you considered the potential advantages of having a professional coach?"

The New SAT.

Can you help billy solve the following Problem? - No, let's be honest Billy isn't that smart and the fact that you haven't noticed that really makes me question your judgement.

'This is a great new computer-generated test. It's for first graders, and it tell you which graduate schools they'll qualify for.'

Lincoln Standardized Test Center. Formerly Lincoln High School.