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You're too young to be worrying about SAT tests. But I have to score well to get a good job someday. In the real world, no one hires people who're only good at multiple choice questions. Actually, Nana

Exam

'I really crammed last night.'

Four Types of Test-Takers...

Nervous Oral Testing

How come rich kids do so well on SAT tests? Their parents give them books, fancy trips, lessons and

Examinations.

"What do you mean it's not 'Thong Thursday?'"

'You have to STUDY for tests, dummy -- you can't just put a memory stick in your ear!'

Your granddaughter is studying for SATs. Oh really? Ahem! What did you get on your practice tests? Drool.

"Man, these closed book exams suck! Who could possibly remember all this crap?"

"Tia Carmen, I have a killer test tomorrow. Can you help?"

"Yes, Donald, I know you didn't expect a test today... that's why it's called a pop quiz!"

I downloaded some SAT practice tests. I'll time you. Ok. Ready. "If Ann spends every day obsessing over stupid tests,

'How do you explain these terrible verbal SAT scores?'

Hey, Twig! Ryan Beardsley wants your cell phone number! The divine wonder of West Fester High? Finally! My life changes for the better. He needs activities for his college apps and wants to come to our shortest eco-club cleanup. Change you can believe in. West Fester High School.

Contest to enter the University

"Dad, when I leave high school, I want to get a job and help support the family."

PE teacher teaching football tactics. Boy sat in corner with dunce cap.

"Remember, there are 4 types of questions on the Advanced Placement tests: multiple choice, document based, essay and 'How would you like to drive big rigs for a living?'"

Llama training

"We've got to work on your emergency stop, Mr Roberts."

Math Class. Rm 217. I don't know how many time I've failed a math test.

"I'm afraid there's just so far you can go with street smarts."

Chinese kids are much smarter than we are! They just score well on tests. They're grinds. We're creative! We learn to express ourselves! West Fester High School. We'd better learn to express ourselves in Chinese!

Final Exams Today

It's true your father did get a 4.0 in high school. Of course, that was on the act.

Blew off my S.A.T. prep class.

Can you help billy solve the following Problem? - No, let's be honest Billy isn't that smart and the fact that you haven't noticed that really makes me question your judgement.

"Have you considered the potential advantages of having a professional coach?"

I'm doomed! What's Twig's problem today? She forgot that the pre-SATs are this weekend. She hasn't practiced. So what? They don't test for life's important skills. Right. Like planning ahead. Whoops! I forgot the cream.

"I have a big test today. It counts for 50 percent of my entire grade! Or maybe it's 40 percent."

The New SAT.

Concerned that their teenagers weren't studying for their SATs, the Moxleys hired an actor to panhandle on the street near their house.

'This is a great new computer-generated test. It's for first graders, and it tell you which graduate schools they'll qualify for.'