Test Cricketer Pillows

Ian Botham

'I really crammed last night.'

The obstetrician doesn't need a close catcher...

'I'd like to challenge the test.'

Civics Class: Mock Election Today. Oh, no --- Another multiple choice test!

"You're kidding! You count S.A.T.s?"

"We thought this was more realistic."

"Ted doesn't test well."

Multisports

"Great! I've finally mastered all my competencies and my teachers still have most of their hair."

'I was going to teach them the meaning of life ... but it wasn't on the test.'

Cricket cake

Cricket Lovers

'It was a surprise quiz to me and the teacher - I passed!'

'No, Stanley, there isn't any margin of errors on math tests.'

10 reasons why cricket is not a real sport.

'You daft cow...I said I needed some company and was out for a duck!'

'Nots so hot on my SATS, but I aced my STDS.'

'Psssst! What font are you using?'

"We've got to work on your emergency stop, Mr Roberts."

CCTV

Umpire Gridgely's habit of embellishing his decisions with Shakespearean quotes was starting to annoy the players.

"No you can' 'google' number seven!"

'I think they're targeting me!'

'When you created the world, Lord, did you know that Miss Rabone would be able to fit the whole thing into one geography test?'

Umpire holds the halos of angels playing cricket.

"There's another thing - d'you realise it's over forty-three years since I took my last wicket?"

Safety First Cricket

"Of course the English wouldn't be doing so well if they weren't winning."

'Once again, you were right only fifty percent of the time. Have you considered a career as a TV weatherman?'

"I got an 'A' on my math test and I didn't even study. It makes me feel so...so...guilty."

'If it wasn't for Jim Jones we would have lost today. . . he's the umpire.'

"No, I haven't seen the dog bowl but he made a great catch yesterday!"

'It's a harsh dismissal folks, and it's bound to fuel the debate over the new robo-umpire.'

Wordilly Durdillies - A cow slip