Tessellations T-Shirts

A tessellation of running figures.

'What sort of wines do you like?' ... 'Powerful ones!'

'Oh, no - I have to read each tentacle - that'll be extra, of course.'

The Big Tipper

"An actor ... huh, that’s funny, because you look just like a waiter."

"That's Bridgeport from legal, he's got the consent forms."

John Galsworthy

Ventriloquism For Beginners

"I avoid the 3 'Bs' when I'm dieting - boxes, buckets and bags."

'The Chef's Salad isn't available today. She ate it herself.'

Fuzz - the band members have a role to play.

'He says its a subprime fruit we can have at an adjustable rate, what's the worst that could happen?'

'Psst...check out the freak.'

"We sell beer, but it's non-alcoholic."

"I don't know—maybe we could look at something besides Canis Major tonight?"

In The Spring, A Young Man's Thoughts Turn Fancy

Astrological accidents.

"Do you realize how often the Big Dipper comes up in a discussion of the constellations?"

"I'm having a dry October. . . October 2045."

Stars

Tosca in prison

'Oooh! How thrilling! A murder mystery!

British PM David Cameron taking some DVDs from his ministerial red box.

"If you're so sober, why ain't you rich?"

Each one respresents another honor.

"I'd like a haircut - the one on the right!"

"Did your brother grow up on video games?"

'I had no idea you were upper-middle left tentacled.'

"He used to read him stories but now he just tells him how great he feels since he stopped drinking."

'You don't repeat gossip, do you?' - 'No, she starts it.'

"I'm celebrating one year of abstinence from alcohol."

'Come quick, Watson - we may have won some FREE dance lessons!'

"What is the problem with you and the octopus!?"