Tassel Collector T-Shirts

Each one respresents another honor.

Great Chinese Dynasties

Packaging Russian Dolls

"I'm sure you'll grow into it, darling."

"Maybe we should cut back on those lawn catalogues."

'Ah, Galagher, we made good use of your proposal.'

Barristers

Cat statues on entrance gate

Doctor performing an ultrasound on a Russian nesting doll

"My owner is teaching me to think before barking, which gave Federal Express plenty of time to clobber me."

Glass and Porcelain Store: Elephants must remain outside.

"I said to make a thousand CLONES."

Posh Easter Egg

'This scent goes well with a diamond necklace.'

'It's a statue of St. Francis of Assisi. I had it specially made for my hospital.'

Maternity tattoos

A Matryoshka dolls putting an oven in an oven

"Yeah, this many ways to contact her if I'm lost might be overkill."

The Girl With The Draggin' tattoo: 'Hot...Cold.'

The Unknown Attorney: The First To Double His Billable Rate.

'As a hairdresser, I must say you take it a bit far.'

Young woman shows off her tattoos.

Tattoo and Piercing...Stares by an angry, judgmental mother.

Knight walking his pet armadillo.

'Just one more and this puppy is headed for another bar.'

Doll line: Quality Control - Too Creepy.

'No collar, no din-din,' said Mrs. Flint firmly. 'Omigosh,' thought Larry, 'Fifi will never give it back!'

Vannamania

Mr Punch's Design for A Statue to Miss Nightingale

"Interestingly no - these are vastly enlarged images of my three favourite chromosomes."

"Everyone is so cynical these days."

'You know Solomon, I just keep feeling that something isn't quite right today.'

'Bad news, I'm afraid. He's allergic to gold.'

'Can anybody here separate their fingers and if so will you pour?'

"This has been an amazing journey but I just decided that I'm a teensy bit more in love with the other girl, so I'm gonna stuff you into the Kleenex box now."