Territory Tagger Gifts

'I have to go and mark my domain.'

“Sweet mother of Marmaduke... no!”

"Memo to self - personalise new work-station."

"Oh no! Some self-obsessed, anti-social bastard has graffitied over your graffiti!"

A man at a cocktail party wears a nametag that reads "Trouble".

'We started wearing name tags to rell who's who, unfortunately we all like the name 'Kevin,!'

BLESS YOU

You thought YOU hated YOUR job?

"You're darned RIGHT it's a serious problem! Sales people, like goldfish, grow to fit their tanks! He's got to be transferred to a bigger territory, PRONTO!"

"You're young enough to play tag, but not old enough to borrow my phone to play phone tag."

'Alsace-Lorraine - What did YOU get for Christmas?'

"I see you have experience marking territory."

Human males marking territory.

'Boy, look at his personal space!'

'This convention lacks just one thing...name tags.'

'Name tag's up here, Ma'am - I'm from the Cattlemen's Delegation.

'Sir, our sales force has just taken Atlanta.'

I've left your pin on the map, but I've loosened it.

Graffiti like

"Rex, come up here and mark your territory."

"Yes! I'm THE Britney Spears... I was named 'Britney Spears' first so that makes me THE the."

Tombstones with convention name tags

Claiming the North Pole for Mother Russia isn't as much fun as I thought.

GREENLAND

'As you can see, your sales region is quite large.'

"OK! OK! I get the message! Your recliner, not mine!"

"What are you doing? You know that's my work couch."

Santa Sucks

The first sign of cowboy trouble.

Nuclear Arms Treaty

"Tag...you're it!"

The dominant male leaves a pungent marker to identify his territory. It's a warning to others...keep away!

Sue meets another Winner

"It's dangerous territory you're taking on, Adams. Our legal people are drafting your will for you as a precaution..."

"Sorry, Lombdard - the shadow stays."