Territory Tagger Gifts

'I have to go and mark my domain.'

“Sweet mother of Marmaduke... no!”

"Memo to self - personalise new work-station."

A man at a cocktail party wears a nametag that reads "Trouble".

'We started wearing name tags to rell who's who, unfortunately we all like the name 'Kevin,!'

BLESS YOU

You thought YOU hated YOUR job?

"You're darned RIGHT it's a serious problem! Sales people, like goldfish, grow to fit their tanks! He's got to be transferred to a bigger territory, PRONTO!"

"You're young enough to play tag, but not old enough to borrow my phone to play phone tag."

"I see you have experience marking territory."

'Alsace-Lorraine - What did YOU get for Christmas?'

Human males marking territory.

'Boy, look at his personal space!'

'This convention lacks just one thing...name tags.'

'Name tag's up here, Ma'am - I'm from the Cattlemen's Delegation.

I've left your pin on the map, but I've loosened it.

'Sir, our sales force has just taken Atlanta.'

"Rex, come up here and mark your territory."

Graffiti like

GREENLAND

Tombstones with convention name tags

Claiming the North Pole for Mother Russia isn't as much fun as I thought.

'As you can see, your sales region is quite large.'

"What are you doing? You know that's my work couch."

Santa Sucks

The first sign of cowboy trouble.

"OK! OK! I get the message! Your recliner, not mine!"

Nuclear Arms Treaty

"Tag...you're it!"

The dominant male leaves a pungent marker to identify his territory. It's a warning to others...keep away!

Sue meets another Winner

"It's dangerous territory you're taking on, Adams. Our legal people are drafting your will for you as a precaution..."

'I told you the waiter would remember you gave him a 2 cent tip the last time.'

"Sorry, Lombdard - the shadow stays."