Territorial Quirk Admirer Prints

"You're in my spot!"

"You know the stories about putting a pair of socks into the washing machine and getting out just one of them...Jones, it seems that we found the hideaway of the second socks!"

"Our bond is stronger because we chose each other."

'He's dyslexic!'

Cold Beers and Skiers

'Alsace-Lorraine - What did YOU get for Christmas?'

Clydesdale never misses a beat.

'Alas irrefutable confirmation.'

'It's yet another customer survey asking about our last oil change. Was it poor, fair, very good, blissful or orgasmic?'

"That tie, Merrick. It's not your friend."

'Sorry Mr Wolf, but your neighbours have complained again about you 'marking' your territory...'

Gravestone Epitaph - 'One surreal gag too far.'

Frightfulness! Germans Training Wasps to Sting Highlanders in Flanders.

This is my sunbathing rock.

"It's kind of a trademark thing. I shoot first. Then I ask a question. Then I yodel."

Alice Through the Looking Glass - Alice Dresses Tweedledee and Tweedledum for Battle.

Keep off the Grass.

"That explains your percentage of bat DNA."

'At least getting run over by a hearse fit his sense of humour.'

"You're lucky this job became available, our firm has an unusually low staff turnover."

Mice in a lab maze painting their little walls as men paint the walls in a laboratory.

The latest look - models with surveillance cameras.

Beanie Babies

Box Lunch: $10

"You just stay on your side of the line and I'll stay on mine."

'And all belts at Harry's Big Man Shop come equipped with a cup holder.'

'The water shortage began it - Then somehow, the habit of sharing-a-bath stuck...'