Territorial Humor Buff T-Shirts

"You just stay on your side of the line and I'll stay on mine."

Cash Machines From Across the Land

"Hey, welcome to the Catskills. Anyone here from New Jersey?"

Worthless B*****ds

California Beverages Map

'Hand me the 'desperates'.'

"Clark Gable, Gary Cooper, Cary Grant -- they're all gone. But Marcus is still here."

I told you not to use horse liniment as an underarm deoderant...

"Tony and Stephanie are from Iowa."

"Do you recognize the one who stole your tractor?"

Early American Think tank

Gigolo Diary

'I met my wife on Faeces Book.'

"I'm tired of having to apologize for the condition of the house."

Election Lies.

Prank Cattle Calls. (mmph)

Australia. I wonder if political spokesmen in the southern hemisphere spin the news in the opposite direction.

Wanted for Stick Up

Farmer with gun shots instead of flying ducks

"Ouch! A broken tooth!! Why the heck did this happen? I know...I'll call Jesse Jackson...he'll know who I can blame!"

'I've decided to drop out of the race for President, and throw my support to another country.'

Note to self: Learn how to use Dictaphone!

Sinking Cow

Cow Moos With A Jersey Accent

"We need any eggs?"

"Fist bump?! I thought you wanted to play peaknuckles!"

Vote for Trump?

'You know, the day may be approaching when we need to address climate change.'

'Yes, I am looking for an experienced cattleman.'

'She's waiting for her ship to come in, and I'm waiting for the cows to come home!'

"I'm SICK of townies thinking they can let their animals run amok across my land chasing sheep..."

'Pa will be right back. He's in the media room, downloading some more homespun wisdom.'

Clancy: Good Idea

Further commercialization of the Olympics - I didn't know Brooks Brothers was a sponsor!

Hillbilly mall maps.