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Cash Machines From Across the Land

"Hey, welcome to the Catskills. Anyone here from New Jersey?"

"Tony and Stephanie are from Iowa."

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

"After the drugstore, I need you to find fresh parmesan."

A man sees Zeus throwing lightning bolts on the balcony of his apartment.

"Do you think there's intellegent life in there?"

I fart more than that!

"Sorry I'm late! The driving conditions are awful!"

"This is all we have available. It has an accordian front door, a shelf, a phone, and a spectacular view."

A Venus cow trap.

"There's got to be a better way to raise potatoes!"

"Obi-Wan Kenobi. You're our only hope."

"Welcome to Randolph, Vermont. Don't even think of relocating here!"

'He's a blight on the whole neighbourhood.'

California Beverages Map

Cow in a vest: Well, I think I look like Bruce Willis!

'Hand me the 'desperates'.'

"If you hurry, you can make the matinée."

"In honor of your birthday I had your face tattooed to my ass."

"Perhaps it would be easier using mice?"

'I didn't have time to cut the lawn, so I used your credit card to have it carpeted. Do you like the cool color I picked out?'

'I guess everything's okay, doc, two legs is showing, one out of each hole."

I've been doing sit-ups!

'Is it ok if I just bring in some of our carpet?'

"Do you think those clams we ate were a little off?"

'You can come back in, King Kong. The superintendent got the door open.'

Cow has caught a frisby in his udders

"Daisy had twin bull calves. How'd you do?"

"You know, crime doesn't pay... at least at your level."

'You got much on at the moment?'; 'No, nothing really.' (Naked man)

COWS: Spare cow

'Of course there is room for advancement. You certainly can't go down from here.'

Thanks for the tip. Come again!

'Uh oh. Wax moths! There goes the neighborhood.'