Territorial Humor Buff Mugs

"You just stay on your side of the line and I'll stay on mine."

Cash Machines From Across the Land

"Hey, welcome to the Catskills. Anyone here from New Jersey?"

Worthless B*****ds

California Beverages Map

I told you not to use horse liniment as an underarm deoderant...

'Hand me the 'desperates'.'

Gigolo Diary

"Do you recognize the one who stole your tractor?"

'I met my wife on Faeces Book.'

"Tony and Stephanie are from Iowa."

Early American Think tank

"I'm tired of having to apologize for the condition of the house."

Farmer with gun shots instead of flying ducks

Election Lies.

Wanted for Stick Up

"Ouch! A broken tooth!! Why the heck did this happen? I know...I'll call Jesse Jackson...he'll know who I can blame!"

'I've decided to drop out of the race for President, and throw my support to another country.'

Note to self: Learn how to use Dictaphone!

Cow Moos With A Jersey Accent

Vote for Trump?

"Fist bump?! I thought you wanted to play peaknuckles!"

Sinking Cow

"We need any eggs?"

'You know, the day may be approaching when we need to address climate change.'

"I'm SICK of townies thinking they can let their animals run amok across my land chasing sheep..."

'Pa will be right back. He's in the media room, downloading some more homespun wisdom.'

'Yes, I am looking for an experienced cattleman.'

Clancy: Good Idea

'She's waiting for her ship to come in, and I'm waiting for the cows to come home!'

Hillbilly mall maps.

His Teeth Say 'California' And His Teeth Say 'New Jersey'