Territorial Beings Admirer Pillows

This is my sunbathing rock.

'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.'

"We just watched a hypermovie!"

King Kong uses fly spray against the pesky planes on top of the Empire State Building

"This year we decided to vacation on the 3rd rock."

'We need you to settle a bet -- was 'Twilight Zone' a sitcom or a documentary?'

'They're just like us, except they watch more television.'

"My latest sighting turned out to be just another weather balloon."

'This is a fine time to leave! What if the doctor delivers the baby while you're out!'

King Kongs first christmas

"Greetings, Earthling. How are the schools?"

"I'm torn, Randy. I don't know what to think." "About what, little buddy?" "Star Trek. The last movie got rave reviews. Critics and audiences loved it. Therefore, I loved it too. But it didn't come anywhere close to earning $1 billion at the box office. And these days, any movie that doesn't earn $1 billion is a complete failure. Therefore, I must hate it. I'm in limbo until the hive mind comes to a consensus." "Except for honey, nothing good ever comes from hives."

Professor Tulp meets his match

Summer wants.

The discoverer of fire meets the discoverer of marijuana

"My world is Tribeca, lars, and yours is a different world."

'Why do they call these conventions when everyone here is so unconventional?'

"Aaaaugh! It's the Zombie Alpacalypse!"

'Good grief! Aren't you guys extinct yet?'

'I can count on one hand the number of contracts that I didn't finish on time.'

We're With Stupid

'Triple-headed razors?... Aisle seven.'

'It's not so much the distance to your proposed mini-mall site, but that I'm not as familiar with your galaxy's zoning laws as I'd like to be.'

"Heelllllooooooo, Roswell!!"

God Creating the Universe...

'IQ shortage, help wanted.'

Moon Souvenirs

UFO Society: Abducted for Lunch

"Oh, it's a grand day for Harvard!"

"Don't make eye-contact, don't make eye-contact..."

"Take us to Lady Gaga."

'And remember: just hold up this little green paper, and they will do whatever you want.'

'It may be just a dog turd too you - but to Professor Brian Cox and me it's a little piece of stardust.' (Based on the fact that Professor Cox is fond of stating that most of the atoms that make up living things was created inside stars)

'Aren't they restricted at this club?'

It is nice to connect with family from other planets