Terrier Care Gifts

'You know, if you had one of those bumper stickers, I wouldn't be in doggy-therapy.'

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

Lady taking her little dog to the chemist with a cough

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

Polly txt speak

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

A crowd of happy pet owners.

"Pick me!"

'I know you're really proud, dear. But, don't you think people might think you're bragging?'

"Sometimes ... I just want to run away."

"No no, I said sit!!"

'I see! And, just how much will it cost if she is in season?'

"Foster failure"

"Again? This is the last time I'm letting you wear the pants with the little zipper."

"We can see through the troposphere, stratosphere, mesosphere and into all those distant stars up there in outer space... truly remarkable, huh, girl?"

"I want him to have the serenity to accept the things he can't pee on, the patience to pee on the things he can outside, and the wisdom to know the difference." "But I'll probably just take him to a trainer."

'When he's happy he can cool the entire downstairs.'

"Quick, start the car!"

"You do realize you can't take that one home."

"And, when the DNA test results arrived, the woman realized her so-called 'little terrier mix' had been part German shepherd all along."

"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick."

"They think we're their best friend. Just play along with it."

Things to do: 1. Sit 2. Stay 3. Sit 4. Stay

Facts of life - The birds and the dogs.

Dog Walking Services

Billy. The Kid.

Braiding a Horse's Tail

'Fetch.'

Sympathetic nursing will work wonders

Use the body brush vigorously - he will enjoy it.

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

Cats may love you, but dogs go all the way.

"It get it – you're hungry."

Woman and pets with hair sticking straight up all enter Stress Management Clinic.

"Now I really hate poetry."