Term Paper Survivor T-Shirts

Essay Paper.

A paperwork machine spews endless paperwork

'I couldn't do my term paper because they've never made a movie about Rutherford B. Hayes.'

'Sorry, suffering from burnout return in a week.'

Desert Island BBQ

'I hope I run out of money before I flunk out.'

'Wake me up when he doesn't use a buzzword.'

Evil Exams!

"I feel your pain."

Garrett knew it was important to jeep his brain from overheating during big tests.

'Your main goal in this job is getting out alive.'

A man is in an office, behind him is a glass box containing a glass and a bottle, there is a sign saying 'in case of emergency'

"You're doing great, only thirty-one more years to go."

"Wow - you say you're a workaholic, but your office says it's time for your vacation!"

Good Luck in your Exams.

"We should have taken the cubicles."

Examinations.

"Everyone seek higher ground! The paperwork is rising to a dangerous level."

'You can't fire me! -- This is a right-to-work state!'

Office Weather

Get Well Soon and Hurry Back to the Office. . . Before Sharks Eat Your Job

"I may be incompetent. But, if you fire me there'll be no one who knows less about this company than you."

"Sorry, I'm preaching again. Why don't we pause for a moment while I pass around the collection plate."

Getting through the week.

Forms I cannot deal with / Forms I will not deal with

'The first exam was easy as ABC, but that one felt more like a D,E or F.'

"When everyone's an 800 pound gorilla, nobody's an 800 pound gorilla.".

"Miss Jones! Clear my schedule until I get this sorted out!"

"Granberry, you're about to suffer a near-death experience!"

Twisted Peel works overtime.

"If animals can be cloned, why can't homework be cloned?"

'I got a good place in my exams today. Right next to the radiator.'

IN OUT UP DOWN AND ALL AROUND

'Chin up, Simpson, it's for the good of the firm.'

'And in conclusion.'