Term Paper Survivor Mugs

Essay Paper.

A paperwork machine spews endless paperwork

'I couldn't do my term paper because they've never made a movie about Rutherford B. Hayes.'

'Sorry, suffering from burnout return in a week.'

'I hope I run out of money before I flunk out.'

Desert Island BBQ

'Wake me up when he doesn't use a buzzword.'

Evil Exams!

"I feel your pain."

'Your main goal in this job is getting out alive.'

A man is in an office, behind him is a glass box containing a glass and a bottle, there is a sign saying 'in case of emergency'

"Wow - you say you're a workaholic, but your office says it's time for your vacation!"

"You're doing great, only thirty-one more years to go."

"We should have taken the cubicles."

Good Luck in your Exams.

Examinations.

'You can't fire me! -- This is a right-to-work state!'

"Everyone seek higher ground! The paperwork is rising to a dangerous level."

Get Well Soon and Hurry Back to the Office. . . Before Sharks Eat Your Job

Office Weather

"I may be incompetent. But, if you fire me there'll be no one who knows less about this company than you."

"Sorry, I'm preaching again. Why don't we pause for a moment while I pass around the collection plate."

Getting through the week.

Forms I cannot deal with / Forms I will not deal with

'The first exam was easy as ABC, but that one felt more like a D,E or F.'

"When everyone's an 800 pound gorilla, nobody's an 800 pound gorilla.".

Twisted Peel works overtime.

"Miss Jones! Clear my schedule until I get this sorted out!"

'Chin up, Simpson, it's for the good of the firm.'

"If animals can be cloned, why can't homework be cloned?"

IN OUT UP DOWN AND ALL AROUND

"Granberry, you're about to suffer a near-death experience!"

'I got a good place in my exams today. Right next to the radiator.'

'And in conclusion.'

Professor McWit, Didn't Publish, So Perished.