"I HATE public speaking! Whenever I'm in front of an audience, I freeze like a... Well, you get the picture."
Speech Survivor T-Shirts
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"You're losing the audience. Switch to the Powerpoint presentation."
Ban on Free Speech
Inclusive speech
What's normal?
"Just a brief moment, Linda, to thank you for my delicious meals. And if you need me by your side... just whistle." "What fresh hell is this?"
Evil Exams!
'I look forward to a bigger and bolder vision in my 2nd term.'
Garrett knew it was important to jeep his brain from overheating during big tests.
"I liked the fee-fi-fo-fum part, but I found the rest of his speech racist and repellent."
"This is not the first time I have been asked to speak."
"I believe I can create a great presentation if I can only tap into my cognitive dissonance."
What price beauty?
MLK
"My master's vowel hyperarticulation is wearing a bit thin..."
'Well ladies and gentlemen, I'm sure my little talk has made you all think'
Tonight: Town Hall Meeting. With free speech, sometimes I think that you get what you pay for!
"We're all in the same boat, except it's more like a life raft than an actual boat."
"That's the last time I write my own resume!"
"Sorry, I'm preaching again. Why don't we pause for a moment while I pass around the collection plate."
'I got a good place in my exams today. Right next to the radiator.'
"People of Earth – can everyone see my screen?"
A. Lincoln, President. The "of the people, by the people, for the people" part is great, Abe, but the "people who need people" section may be overkill.
"If animals can be cloned, why can't homework be cloned?"
'I've never seen anyone lip-sync a speech before.'
'The inaugural address? It's sort of like an opening monologue.'
'And in conclusion.'
Business coach hiding in speach desk.
That's not the reaction I was going for. Let me try to put a different spin on it.
'I'll try to keep my remarks brief.'
"Homework! Homework! Homework! I'll be doing this for hours! Talk about a misspent youth."
"I would like to thank all the big and little and in between people."
1874 - Winston Churchill was born at Blenheim palace
Dove of Peace and Free Speech
Climate Conference. I'm glad you enjoyed my speech, but please don't call it the "high-water mark."
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