"People of Earth – can everyone see my screen?"
Public Speaking Survivors T-Shirts
Wear their victory with pride! Our t-shirts for public speaking survivors combine humor and encouragement, perfect for celebrating their journey and inspiring confidence in every word.
A Puppet Named Juan
'You forget, I'm a blackbelt in powerpoint.'
"It seems my fear of death has been replaced by my fear of politics."
"Oh, I'll be bi-partisan alright, punishing both sides of the aisle."
"Of course he's smiling. He's getting $15,000 to give a lecture on free speech."
"I was hoping this presentation would be more interesting upside down."
They hated me.
"You're losing the audience. Switch to the Powerpoint presentation."
'When we get there let me do the double talking.'
Hey, calm down --- Now, what did you say again?
'Whoever said 'The only thing we have to fear is fear itself' never had a room full of angry shareholders.'
'I have a plan 'B' but that's also dependent on a working projector bulb.'
"How's everybody doing? I'm not boring you, am I?"
Campaign for Plain English
Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'
"If I might be serious for a moment..."
"And isn't it time we replaced the worn-out, meaningless cliches in our mission statement with some dazzlingly new meaningless cliches?"
'I'm Jeremy's father. I'm a computer consultant and I'm unemployed.'
Can't Do the Math/Won't Do the Math.
"How long will we, the descendants of wolves, be content with table scraps and belly rubs?"
Clown teaches how to speak Jibberish
"Tonight! Author book signing." "Develop your inner raging bitch."
Open mike night presents Sadie Cohen. Summer's almost over
'His best qualities are circumventing questions and evading answers.'
"I had a fear of speaking in front of people, which is why I shadow puppet and sing the lessons."
"Class of 2008, never let the excuse 'I can't find my pants' stand in the way of your dreams."
"I wasn't the smartest guy in the room, but I was the loudest."
'When I grow up, I'm either going to be an authority figure or an unimpeachable source.'
Inclusive speech
"... And finally, I’d like to thank the FDA for approving Botox."
Lethal Presentation
'Now THAT'S a presentation! Great delivery, great graphics, and he moonwalks from the room.'
Create some buzz!
'Today's sermon is on Eve and Adam....'
Public Speaking Survivors T-Shirts Collection
Public Speaking Survivors Mugs
Explore our range of mugs designed for public speaking survivors—each one celebrating their successes with wit and encouragement.
Public Speaking Survivors Pillows
Relax and reflect with pillows crafted for public speaking survivors—adding a touch of motivation and comfort to their home.
Public Speaking Survivors Prints
Inspire confidence in their space with prints that honor their journey—celebrating public speaking triumphs with humor and style.