Tenure Trailblazer Gifts

"I finally got tenure by publishing a research paper funded by a grant about subsidies."

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

'It's not easy being ahead of your time.'

"Because, dang it, even cowgirls deserve a little 'me' time."

"My salary app pings when another new male exec at my level is making more than 77% of what I make."

Hither and Yon sign

"Oh, honey, look! Just under that candy bar wrapper, next to the empty Bud Light can and to the left of the plastic bag... a salamander!"

"Frank and Sheila finally get off the beaten path."

"Trail mix?"

'You're developing a reputation as something of a cowboy, Henderson.'

"Don't even think about it."

"I'll get my 10,000 steps in tonight!"

Mountain bikes and molehill bikes.

Ski Slope Rated Black Due To Wall At The Bottom

"One day, I'll be the first woman!"

Woman forcing family to hike through hills.

"I love the things I say when I’m in nature."

Women in a cross country race

'...she still can't manage a decent sports metaphor.'

Wherever the Trail Leads. . .

See you at Charing Cross!

We need to see him because there's no satellite-based system to guide us on a trip down the path to enlightenment.

Today, proud and accomplished the career woman re-enters the dating world, ready at last to meet the man of her dreams. . .

'No, this is not Mel's secretary. This is Mel.'

"That's a very good suggestion, perhaps one of the men would like to make it?"

Professor McWit, Didn't Publish, So Perished.

'Y'know, this wouldn't keep happening if you learned to load your pack properly.'

Glass Ceiling

Bear Signpost.

"Hungry? I'm ravenous, Norman, I could murder a lentil cutlet."

"Just to be clear, this is a hike, not a ‘walk.’"

She Persisted (But it was a Weekend)

"What happened to the good old Jewish holidays when all we used to do was eat?"

National Park Map

"Just one question...how on earth do I get down?!"