Tension Reliever Pillows

"What if my inner demons want to write about bunnies?"

'By the way, no one has ever beaten me and lived to tell about it.'

"So what kind of mood is he in?"

'What sort of mission statement is that?'

'Yes, I know there's a deadline on this project.'

'I request an postponement, Your Honor -- I have to study for my bar exams.'

'I have much less stress since I replaced my in box with a paper shredder.'

American Idle.

'Calling Tech Support does NOT count as one of my wishes!'

"I remember when we first met you were an exhausted young doctor! Now you're an exhausted middle-aged doctor!"

Meat Grinder

'Can you see what's causing the hold up?'

Fittd shēt

Tossing computer into canyon.

'We're all out of flu vaccine - how about something for anxiety...?'

"Your brow is definitely more furrowed than it used to be!"

"Have you ever thought of just knocking this 'half-empty glass' OFF the counter?"

'All we can do is hope for identity theft.'

"I reap and I reap and it's like he doesn't even notice."

I've decided to shift down a few gears.'

Couples Massage: "Did you remember the body oil?"

'Why so tense? First appraisal meeting?'

'Now there's a vet that needs a holiday,'

'What do you mean I don't take time to smell the flowers?'

Stress Busters - Doodle Maze - Leopards

STRIP Hambone: Workers help is a hindrance

"Gentlemen, I've called this meeting to discuss absenteeism."

Turmoil change.

'When are you going to learn to relax?'

"I opened the last of the emergency wine."

'Little has changed since you called saying you had to work overtime. Except John Wayne died. Oh, and there's a new thing called the 'Internet'.'

"No, it's no mistake. There is no out."

"No, the employees don't fear you, sir. What gives you that impression?"

"I've got an MBA. Massive Business Anxiety."

"Just put that in my, 'I'll get to it when I can, I'm only human' pile."