Tenor With A Tail Gifts

"No, actually I am a large mouth tenor."

"I finally caught you... now what?"

'In memory of our beloved Skippy.'

Should I bark? Flow chart for dogs

"It's been one of those days. I don't know if I’ve been chasing my tail or it's been chasing me."

"The emotional support goes both ways."

Dog Show. He was this close to winning a ribbon until they subtracted points for his breath.

"What do you mean you've got the dog house-trained?"

Two cats making a heart shape with their tails

Luciano Pavarotti.

'Don't forget to talk about their dog!'

Caution: Feeding the dogs under the table leads to the next inevitable step.

"I know she's only pretending to throw the ball but I still run for it."

Barihunk

"Last chance — where’s the wet food?"

"It took years of vocal training, but I now have a vocal range from squeaky right down to tenor..."

"It's a fantastic character reference..."

English Pointers giving pointers.

"You're the on who said we couldn't afford to send him to obedience classes!"

Descartes' dog.

Pallbearers sitting around radio: 'This just in! Tributes are pouring in for the legendary tenor Pavarotti, who passed away earlier today....'

Sinead O'Connor.

'Now, shake, boy, shake...'

'Shouldn't I be home in bed or something?'

Bob! Relax! You're wagging too hard!

'I'm teaching him to give me a doggie treat when I stay perfectly still...'

"Absolutely perfect! How did you know?"

Luciano Pavarotti.

"I have no skills. . . only tricks."

'It's a 'Super Nanny' idea'.

'It was easy teaching Ben how to fish. Now I'm teaching him how to quit. C'mon Ben, it's time to go home!'

Blue-nosed pointer: 'Naughty, naughty!'

'I bit them and ran!' 'While the Doberman was giving them trouble,I bolted!'

'I would like you to please not tell people I'm a stalker!'

'Rusty, stay!'