Tennyson Enthusiast T-Shirts

'Peter the Flying Hippo is my favorite storybook character without any merchandising tie-ins.'

'Sometimes I worry that I basically wasted my 2's.'

Director/Action Man toy.

"Just another 50 decibels on your grunt and we can start to think about letting you hit a few balls!"

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

"Just because I can deliver toys around the world in one night, doesn't mean I understand the tax code."

Mixed Doubles.

The rocket powered skiier

"Werewolves of London..."

A day at the transgenic races

Apart from protest footage I forget what downtown looks like.

You can take the boy out of Wimbledon...

Toy Shops and Educated Children

Perks Featured in Vacancy at Toy Company

'You should have taken up the game earlier.'

"Would you rather get hit by a racket or chewed by a dog?"

"It's his emotional support animal."

'If mum's not around, amber means...pedal to the metal, baby!'

'Do you know how fast you were going?'

'I hate playing in an inflatable dome during a power outage.'

"Graduation day at kite flying school."

"If we play house, Timmy, we can't live with my parents because..."

"I hope you're good, Charlie. I've only played a couple of times."

"Of course I'm bored - my batteries are flat!"

Childlike love

"If you think I ride too fast, Susan...just say so!"

Novak Djokovic has his visa denied to play in Australia as he is unvaccinated

'It says it works so fast, it's accumulated seven thousand years of vacation with pay.'

Jack in the box on strike.

What can I play?